We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
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i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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