actually, I'm a sock model
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
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the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
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