I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
