My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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