Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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