we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
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you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
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I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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