In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
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I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
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I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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