Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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