That's intense
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
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What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
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I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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