Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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