You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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