I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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