i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
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dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
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I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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