He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
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I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
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Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
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