in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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