I wish life had little blips of pornography
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
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Green mimosas i think yes
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
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