idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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