8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
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I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
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Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
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