the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
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and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
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I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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