So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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