ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
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can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
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Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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