wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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