Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.