Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
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New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
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After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
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