D3 body, D1 cock
nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.