I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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