There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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