When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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