Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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