The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
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