am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
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As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
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We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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