Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
