Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
Randomize
