sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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