I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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