i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
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