I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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