I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
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And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
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Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
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