He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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