Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
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You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
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In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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