did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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