Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
i think we sleep fucked last night...
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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