So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
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