the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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