Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
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