lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
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It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
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He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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