she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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