i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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