Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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