It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
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MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
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You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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