He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
there was a trapeze. enough said
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Randomize
