We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
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Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
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I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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