C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
