i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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