Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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