Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
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Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
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Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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