Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
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just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
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If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
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